What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?